WITTIEST WENCH EVER

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Ranked #509 in Humor, #76,875 overall

WELCOME TO THE QUEENDOM OF QUIRKY

Victoria Elizabeth, HRH Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, besides being the only Monarch of Mirth in the whole wide world and the wittiest wench ever, also rules the roost with a pair of shocking pink velvet gloves and a golden rubber spatula in the Queedom of Quirky, (which is home to far too many quippers, quaffers and quidnuncs).

If truth be told, no one else stepped forward to claim this terrific title. So when push came to shove, she crowned herself Queen, found a throne with a plush cushion to sit upon, hired a gourmet chef to build the biggest chocolate-flavored castle ever, and engaged the services of a 'civil' engineer to build a moat (filled with large, bad-tempered, surly, smelly slug-like creatures) not to mention a fancy hydraulic draw-bridge (to keep trolls, trojan horses and testy tiddlywink players out naturally).

Last but not least, she also takes pleasure in hosting the annual Feast of Fools to amuse herself!

I DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BEING CALLED "PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON"! (Illustrator Credit: Roy Doty)

TOP 10 REASONS WHY HRH-QQ IS THE WITTIEST WENCH EVER! 

  • She's the brains behind "Wordorium", a wacky wordpeckering site.
  • She's an award-winning humor blog writer.
  • She's been named "Grand Punjandrum" by the folks at Wordlab.com.
  • She wrote a bewildering bedtime book entitled, "The Glorious Glossary of Snit", exerpts of which appear in a lens by the same title.
  • She's the co-founder of the "Socratic Order of Sandboxes", a pretentious place for piffling ponderings.
  • She has a passion for hunting Heffalumps, particularly those that go bump in the night.
  • Her favorite hobby: excavating, ressurecting and preserving odd or out-of-date wonderfully wicked words in the English language.
  • One of her lighthearted lenses, 2008 Year of the Rat earned a spot on Squidoo's "Top 100" list in late 2007 and was awarded Lens of the Day, on January 10, 2008.
  • She adores obscure yet titillating topics from tiddlywinks to vintage vixens and the best books never written.
  • She may be a wench with a wattle, but it is her wicked wit which brightens up any boring dinner table conversation if she's given the opportunity.

QUIRKY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS 

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H.R.H. QQ is no wang-toothed wind-sucker or whiffling whipperginnie!

What the web says about HRH THE QUIPPING QUEEN & EMPRESS OF ECCENTRICITY 

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TITILLATING TASTEBUDS 

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Let it be clearly understood that Queen of Quaffing has a deep and abiding affection for "Naked Grape", "Blasted Church" and "Bitch Barossa" but couldn't give a sweet tweet about "Sofa King" wine!

FANCIFUL FEEDS FROM HRH-QQ 

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BOSOM BUDDIES 

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HRH-QQ'S FAVORITE PHARMACEUTICAL 

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YOUR TURN: AM I RIGHT? 

Note: There is, after all is said and done, only one right answer that deserves to see the light of day and this is the place to put your fondest regards, best wishes, and heartfelt greetings.

Lensmaster

qlcoach wrote...

Yeah, quirky, fun, and a great stress reliever!Thanks for interacting with my lense too.
Sincerely: Gary Eby, author and therapist

ReplyPosted July 03, 2008

Lensmaster

cherangelry wrote...

You chose the perfect adjective- quirky you are! (And to avoid any misunderstanding, I mean that strictly in the you-are-amazing kind of way, not the you're-just-weird way!) 5*

ReplyPosted May 28, 2008

Lensmaster

LeslieBrenner wrote...

Dear Grand Punjandrum,
I too am a fan of grand books never written! Love your humor.

ReplyPosted February 29, 2008