WELCOME TO THE QUEENDOM OF QUIRKY
Victoria Elizabeth, HRH Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, besides being the only Monarch of Mirth in the whole wide world and the wittiest wench ever, also rules the roost with a pair of shocking pink velvet gloves and a golden rubber spatula in the Queedom of Quirky, (which is home to far too many quippers, quaffers and quidnuncs).
If truth be told, no one else stepped forward to claim this terrific title. So when push came to shove, she crowned herself Queen, found a throne with a plush cushion to sit upon, hired a gourmet chef to build the biggest chocolate-flavored castle ever, and engaged the services of a 'civil' engineer to build a moat (filled with large, bad-tempered, surly, smelly slug-like creatures) not to mention a fancy hydraulic draw-bridge (to keep trolls, trojan horses and testy tiddlywink players out naturally).
Last but not least, she also takes pleasure in hosting the annual Feast of Fools to amuse herself!
I DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BEING CALLED "PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON"! (Illustrator Credit: Roy Doty)
TOP 10 REASONS WHY HRH-QQ IS THE WITTIEST WENCH EVER!
- She's the brains behind "Wordorium", a wacky wordpeckering site.
- She's an award-winning humor blog writer.
- She's been named "Grand Punjandrum" by the folks at Wordlab.com.
- She wrote a bewildering bedtime book entitled, "The Glorious Glossary of Snit", exerpts of which appear in a lens by the same title.
- She's the co-founder of the "Socratic Order of Sandboxes", a pretentious place for piffling ponderings.
- She has a passion for hunting Heffalumps, particularly those that go bump in the night.
- Her favorite hobby: excavating, ressurecting and preserving odd or out-of-date wonderfully wicked words in the English language.
- One of her lighthearted lenses, 2008 Year of the Rat earned a spot on Squidoo's "Top 100" list in late 2007 and was awarded Lens of the Day, on January 10, 2008.
- She adores obscure yet titillating topics from tiddlywinks to vintage vixens and the best books never written.
- She may be a wench with a wattle, but it is her wicked wit which brightens up any boring dinner table conversation if she's given the opportunity.
SWEET TWEETS FROM A TARTY TWIT
- QuippingQueen
- aka Quipping Queen
- 49 followers
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- I have just been appointed Patroness of Plonck at the BORED DOE CLUB / http://tinyurl.com/coz6ap
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- What do you mean Santa's elves don't make all those gleeful gadgets and giggle-oriented gizmos? / http://tinyurl.com/ndweow
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- What's not to like about amusing aphrodisiacs? I double dare you to take a peek at NIBBLER'S NOSH / http://tinyurl.com/d2axu7
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- Never scoff at an ox or a bull in a china shop for that matter! / http://tinyurl.com/yhpnmlj
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- If you're bored out of your gourd or your tree, why not try a bit of LATIN FOR LAUGHS / http://tinyurl.com/dk6nju
QUIRKY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT HER IN SQUIDU REVIEW:
"Quipping Queen is the queen of more than just quips. If you're looking for a laugh over a city name heartier than Hell, Michigan, look no further than her Funny Place Names lens."-- Kimberly Dawn Wells, Community & Charity Organizer, Squidoo.com, and Editor of The SquidU Review, "What's In a Name", September 2, 2009
What the web says about HRH THE QUIPPING QUEEN & EMPRESS OF ECCENTRICITY
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Let it be clearly understood that Queen of Quaffing has a deep and abiding affection for "Naked Grape", "Blasted Church" and "Bitch Barossa" but couldn't give a sweet tweet about "Sofa King" wine!
FANCIFUL FEEDS FROM HRH-QQ
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LINKS THAT PROVE THE POINT
www.quippingqueen.blogspot.com
The Queendom of Quirky is where she hangs out.0 points
www.squidoo.com/quippingqueen
All you need to know about H.R.H. QQ!0 points
www.wordorium.blogspot.com
Her favorite words of wit and wonk.0 points
LinkedIn: Quipping Queen
A professional profile of a potty personality.0 points
WonderDawg: Day 20 of 100 blogs in 100 days
Words that make me all warm and fuzzy!0 points
AMUSING ACHIEVEMENT
Even though she is not a fishy character, HRH QQ is now a certified member of the esteemed "Giant Squid 100 Club".
HRH-QQ'S FAVORITE PHARMACEUTICAL
HRH QQ - TOPICS THAT TITILLATE THIS TART OF HEARTS
YOUR TURN: AM I RIGHT?
Note: There is, after all is said and done, only one right answer that deserves to see the light of day and this is the place to put your fondest regards, best wishes, and heartfelt greetings.
qlcoach wrote...
Yeah, quirky, fun, and a great stress reliever!Thanks for interacting with my lense too.
Sincerely: Gary Eby, author and therapist
Posted July 03, 2008
cherangelry wrote...
You chose the perfect adjective- quirky you are! (And to avoid any misunderstanding, I mean that strictly in the you-are-amazing kind of way, not the you're-just-weird way!) 5*
Posted May 28, 2008
LeslieBrenner wrote...
Dear Grand Punjandrum,
I too am a fan of grand books never written! Love your humor.
Posted February 29, 2008
by quippingqueen
Who wants to be the Queen of Sheba when you can be the Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity?
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